Zoëlicious

My baby girl who is 2 and a half–when the f* did that happen? How did my little bundle of sweet babyness turn into a 2 and a half-year-old bundle of independence and pure girlieness?  Anyway.  Zoë is all girl and anyone who has ever met her can attest to that.  She is dying.  I mean DYING to go to school in the fall.  She needs to be potty-trained to do that.  Also, she needs to be potty-trained because I am so over changing diapers and really is there anything cuter that a little girl’s butt in cutesy little panties?  I think not.

She has been wearing pull-ups and for the third day that girl has been dry all day with no accidents at the babysitters.  THREE DAYS.  How many days has she been dry at our house–wanna guess?  ZERO.  ZERO for those of you who didn’t get that the first time.  THREE DAYS at the sitters and ZERO at ours.  She has used the potty and will tell us when she remembers but she hasn’t gone all day at our house.  The secret you ask to the babysitters success and my failure?  Aside from the fact that she probably reminds  Zoë frequently (I do not–I know BAD MOMMY)–bribery (see below Image).

I have already stated that Zoë is a girlie girl and she fell in with Pinkalicious and Purplicious and wants them so very very badly.  If she keeps staying dry at the babysitters, she gets Pinkalicious.  My promise of marshmallows pales in comparison.  Zoë now goes by the name Zoëlicious.  I am in trouble aren’t I?

The Quiet Game

Until recently, I never realized that this game was created by parents to keep them sane.  I know there are some of you out there who are not blessed with a child as amazing as my little girl.  She has this special talent.  She talks non-stop.  I mean non-stop.  Really.  The longest she is quiet aside from when she is a sleep (she talks in her sleep sometimes too) is maybe 30 seconds.  I am not kidding.  She talks from the time she wakes up until she breathes her last waking breath.  It is enough to drive you INSANE.  Alas, she is too ornery, young to play the quiet game.  Oh, how I have tried.  But she talks and talks and talks–

“Mommy, me no talking…MOMMY, me not talking.  MOMMY, ME NOT TALKING”  Negating the whole point of the game. While Noah sits quietly in his chair–I’m sure laughing on the inside wondering when I’ll get it.  Zoë is a girl.  A girl who doesn’t know how not to talk.

She is cute and she is talking awesome for her age.  She certainly takes the mantra “Practice makes perfect” to a whole new level.  I didn’t think it as possible for someone to talk that much.  I know that we are a family of talkers–there is rarely a silent moment at our house, but Zoë brings that to a whole new level.  She is the World, Universe Champion of Talking.  Trust me on this.  Your child cannot compete with my little fireball.  I’d be happy to let you have her for an hour just to see.  Really–an hour is probably more than you’d need.  My best friend was over yesterday morning to pick me up for our Sunday bike ride and 10 minutes was all she needed to notice that Zoë. Never. Stops. Talking.

And don’t interrupt her.  By golly don’t interrupt her.  “No, ME TALKING FIRST.  NO YOU TALKING MOMMY.  ME TALKING FIRST”  She often talks in all caps.  All. The. Time.  It is the worst in the car.  Because we are in an enclosed space and she seems to notice my head twitching as she talks loud..”MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMYYYYY.”  Noah will quietly say, “Mama, Zoë is talking to you.”

I know Noah.  Zoë is always talking.

Just When You Think You Have This Parenting Thing Licked

For the past five months or so–probably longer as the time really just blends together–Noah and Zoë have been sleeping in the same bed.  Well, Noah has grown tired of his sister kicking him and Zoë has tired of the boy sheets.  She wanted girl sheets.  So, we have been talking to Zoë about getting her her own bed.  We kept using the time indicator “after Hawaii” as though there was life before Hawaii and then after.  So, it is now officially “after Hawaii” and Zoë was ready for her “girl” bed.

I went shopping yesterday sans kids to pick out a bed for Zoë.  Currently they will still be sharing a room, even though we have more than enough space for them to have their own room.  I also knew that I had promised Noah he could get bunk beds when he was 5.  I started thinking–do I buy Zoë a bed and then when Noah wants bunk beds do I then get him those and then I have an extra bed w/no where to really put it when they decide they no longer want to share a room.  I was trying to think practically.  We are a house that is over furnitured (I know that isn’t a word).  I/We tend to buy furniture impulsively and then run out of room.  Our house is overcrowded as it is.  I love furniture.  I cannot wait to have a house that is bigger so that I can overfill it too with furniture I don’t need.

Well, I bit the bullet and bought bunk beds.  Noah is certainly old enough for them and is climbing skills are great for his age.  The rails are high enough to keep him from falling out.  The whole time I was contemplating this, I just kept thinking about Noah and if he was ready for bunk beds. When I got home I could see the trepidation on Bill’s face about the possibility of Noah falling out, etc.

You are probably already thinking what I didn’t think until we had the bed put together.

Zoë says “Me sleep top”

Oh shit.  I didn’t for a minute think that Zoë would want to sleep on top. That totally isn’t cool to a 2-year-old daredevil who tells everyone she is four and a big girl.  How could I not have considered that my 2-year-old wouldn’t want to just climb on up.  We had a “long” serious talk with her about climbing up on to Noah’s bed when Mommy and Daddy aren’t up stairs and telling her very sternly that she is under no circumstances to climb up in Noah’s bed when it is sleeping time.  She pouted with her lower lip stuck out and said so very sadly “okay.  Noah sleep in my bed sometimes?”

We assured her that Noah could climb into her bed sometimes if he wanted to but that she was a big girl and needed her own girl bed.  She loves her girl bed–but she looks so small in it.  Last night went well.  Noah made it down his ladder safely in the middle of the night to climb into our bed and Zoë as still sound asleep in her own big girl bed at 7 this morning when I woke her up.

Any gamblers out there want to bet how long it takes her to climb up into Noah’s bed?  I’m giving it a week.  I still have a lot to learn.

She Is Not To Be Messed With

Zoë that is.  Or Bobo as she prefers to be calls.  I am reprimanded countless times a day when I actually address her by her name “NO.  ME BOBO.”  I laugh and tell her she might want to rethink that before she goes to school.  But she is happy to be Bobo.

To say that she is a spitfire is not adequate.  There is just not a word that I know that captures her personality, spirit, stubbornness, energy, etc.  She is amazing.  She is also super friendly, but super bossy.

When we’re at the playground she is the first one to tell someone–“No do that.  That bad.”  When they are doing something she deems unacceptable–like hitting the slide or putting rocks in the wrong place.  When we are shopping she will say hi to someone and then if they come down our aisle, she’ll forcefully say “No follow me. Me no like that.”  Most people laugh but I make sure to tell her that is not nice.  But cute at the same time.  She is a whirlwind and so full of life it is a bit scary but also refreshing.  I can’t imagine the trouble and laughter she is going to bring into our world as she gets older.  But right now she is not to be messed with.

Impossible To Be Mad

I am pretty sure that I have said this before–Zoë doesn’t really see the point of sleep.  Well–let me reword that.  She doesn’t see the point of going to sleep before she is ready.  Hard to argue with that perspective; but as a mother who often longs for a quiet hour before her own bedtime, I want her to go to sleep at 8 like Noah does without any fuss.  I know…but a mom can dream can’t she?

Zoë is getting more and more understandable in her talking.  She has always been pretty verbal–it would be nearly impossible in our house not to be verbal as we rarely stop talking.  There is always talking going on at our house–so if you want to participate you talk.  Both kids learned this pretty early on and have always been talkers.  Zoë’s latest thing to talk about is all the things she loves–we tell each other at our house “I love you” a lot.  She walks around the babysitters all day singing “me love wowa, me love mommy, me love daddy, wowa loves me, mommy loves me, daddy loves me.”  Repeats it all day long.  Very cute isn’t she.

Well it is cute until you’ve been sitting in her room playing scrabble on your iPhone for 40 minutes with the following conversation every 5 minutes:

“Mommy?’

“yes.”

“Me love you.”

“I love you to.”

“Mommy?”

“Yes.”

“Me love daddy.”

“Daddy loves you too.”

“Mommy?”

“YES”

“Me love Wowa.”

“Noah loves you too.”

“Mommy?”

“YES”

“Me love you.”

“I love you too–go to sleep Zoë”

a brief pause

“Mommy?”

“YES”–half smiling, half ready to scream

“Me love kitty.  Me love bubby (pacifier), Me love chocolate milk”

“Good-night Zoë”

Another pause

“Mommy?”

“yes”–at this point I am completely defeated by the two year old

“Me love you.”

I love you too baby.

She ended up sleeping with me in our bed.  I certainly know how to show her who the boss is.