Immitation is the greatest form of flattery.  I have been wanting to do this for a very long time.  Lara over at Life: The Ongoing Education does a post every week where she posts and humorously comments on the key phrases people have searched for and ended up on her site.  Every time I read her Google-age posts, I always want to look at my stats and see what some of the totally off the wall key phrases have landed people here at my website.  Well, I have finally done it.  Here are just some of the totally hilarious and obscure.  I don’t know how some of these led to me and how deep into the search results one had to scroll through to be brought to my site.  I apologize in advance for not being as funny as Lara is.  Enjoy. 

ewan mcgregor mongolia orphanage–Well this would certainly explain a lot. 

i am exciting— Really? You are a bit full of yourself aren’t you.  Sometimes I am and other times not so much.   

random but sharp–I know lots of grad student that this describes.  What were you looking for? 

hear and see everything the ugliest woman in the world does–Is there a camera in here that I am not aware of?  I really hope I get a percentage of those proceeds. 

i don t like socializing–Is that why you are reading my blog? 

obsession cures–Get a new one.  At least it will cure the first one. 

when can a person plead the 5th–At almost any time really.  What did you do?

mama juice and milk in ethiopia–I am sorry that I don’t even know what to say about this one.  Mama Juice sounds like a new Nelly song–maybe the sequel to “Pimp Juice” 

oldest genes–gene hackman is pretty 0ld–gene autry too (but he is dead–old but dead).

imperfect woman–Aren’t we all perfect? 

doctor poop–I think you might be able to find this on ebay or that is the most unfortunate name for a doctor ever.  Unless he’s a proctologist, then it’s brilliant. 

preteens pleasuring themselves–If you are a preteen–don’t worry you won’t go blind.  If  you are a 50-year-old man.  Get the hell off the internet. 

i havent pooped in two weeks–Maybe dr. poop could help you–see above. 

reincarnation and dream announcements–I have always wanted to sent out a notice every time I am reborn.  But I never remember who I was until it’s too late. 

help for pms bitchiness–Ben and Jerry.

mama giving head–Mama has obligations.  Don’t judge. 

stoneface game oral and stoneface sex game–Kids don’t play this game it so isn’t cool.  Parents don’t play this game it would be setting a bad examples for the kiddos. 

zoe sofoulis cannibaleye–Someone’s name?  I just don’t even know where to begin with this one. 

promiscuous preteen–I was not promiscuous until I was a full fledged teen and I will  not be blogging about that. 

minnow teathing remedy–Do minnows even have teath?  What is a teath? 

What is a strange way someone has found you?