It’s been ages since I’ve had a meme around here.  Minnow was tagged by his bud Micah.  So I now give you Minnow….

So here are ten random things about me. 

1.  I am magic.  I know crazy isn’t it.  But I help Mickey Mouse make his clubhouse appear every day.  When I say the magic words (sometimes my mom helps) the clubhouse comes out of the ground.  Can you believe it?  I wonder what other magic I can do?  I’ll have to practice. 

2.  I love dogs.  My dogs–chip doggy and putt doggy–are the best.  Chip doggy lets me crawl all over her and sit on her and everything.  My Grandpa Mike and Grandma Lori have 2 dogs and they are crazy.  They lick me all the time just like I was an ice cream cone and I don’t like that much.  It’s cute a couple times–but their breath is stinky and I don’t lick them so I don’t get it. 

3.  I love to play music.  After listening to lots of music, I have realized that the music people make the music and sing to.  So, now when I play daddy’s guitar, I strum it with the pick (I call it a wee because its fun but mom and dad says its a pick. That is a really dumb and boring name for it, but whatever) then I sing.  I am an awesome singer.  Sometimes I even scream like the rock and roll guys do. I am way cool.  Oh, yeah I can also play the harmonica and the bongo drums.  Ladies, lock up your daughters.  I am almost 2. 

4.  I like drawing.  I don’t like coloring books that much.  The coloring books already have the drawing done and your just suppose to color.  That’s not very creative.  I like to create.  I draw Mommy and Daddy and my doggies and Spongebob.  Sometimes I even have to write my name.  My mom and dad aren’t as smart as I thought they were, as they always have to ask me what I am drawing.  They’ll learn.

5.  KETCHUP.  Ketchup makes everything taste better.   I put ketchup on everything.  Well not everything, just everything on my plate–hot dogs, eggs, potatoes, avocado, strawberries, grapes, pineapple.  I love ketchup. 

6.  I love to be scared.  My mommy jumps out at me from behind the wall sometimes and I scream and then she tickles me and I laugh so much that I sometimes pee in my pants.  It’s good that I wear a diaper. I don’t know what will happen when I don’t wear a diaper.  Um no diaper?  Nah, I like the convenience of a diaper.  Back to being scared.  After mommy does it once.  I make her do it over and over.  I make her chase me around the house until she is tired and then I usually get to watch Mickey Mouse and practice my magic. 

7.  I am a big brother.  I have a sister.  I don’t know what a sister is or even what a big brother is.  But my sister Peepers is in Ethiopia.  I don’t know why, they don’t tell me that.  Or maybe they do.  I don’t always listen.  My mommy and daddy talk a lot.  They tell me my sister Peepers is coming to our house someday.  I like having friends over–I hope she doesn’t stay too long.  Is it a bad sign that my mommy and daddy are making a room for her? 

8.  I am a boy.  I am all boy.  I love to jump off furniture (if there are soft cushions to land on)  I climb up on our window sill behind the couch and hid behind the curtains to try and scare my mommy.  I love to wrestle.  It is fun.  Especially when daddy is not expecting me to come and throw myself on him.  It is awesome.  My favorite thing to do is climb up my daddy’s recliner when he is laying in it and stand on the foot rest and propel myself at him.  It is awesome!

9.  I like to climb.  Now that the weather is getting nice, my mommy has taken me to the park a few times and there are these metal walk ways you can climb up instead of taking the stairs like a little kid.  I tried it once and it was a little scary, but my cool mommy helped me instead of just putting me on the top like another mommy did.  It was scary at the top on the last rung but I did it.  I like doing that.  I did it lots of time and each time my mommy helped me and told me I could do it.  She’s pretty smart that mommy of mine. 

10.  I love girls.  All girls but especially girls that are older than me.  I prefer girls in the 5-8 year-old category.  I like them to have long hair preferably blond. This isn’t to say that I don’t already practice the fine art of flirting with all girls.  But the one that are older but not too old.  I love them.  I hug them and follow them around. Even it I don’t know them.  They seem to play hard to get, but I will keep trying.  One day they’ll be sorry that they didn’t want love from Minnow. 

Well there you have it.  Ten very random things about me.  I could go on an on about things I like,  I have a lot in common with Micah.  I love reading and getting attention, etc.  But I had to pick ten.  Thanks for stopping by and reading about me for a change.  Leave lots of comments about how awesome I am and maybe mommy will write more about me and less about school, politics and other stuff that isn’t exciting to a almost 2 year old. 

Thanks.  I am off to help Mickey with his clubhouse.