Got your attention did I?  We have all been in a relationship that went on too long–even though it was over and so not good for you.  But it was easy.  So much easier than working at a real relationship.  Well I am in one of those relationships right now.  With Sugar and junk food.  I beckon when it calls–regardless of the time of day or what I am doing.  And I keep saying, “I am never going to see you again.”  Well then it calls and I show up.  Well, it just has to stop.  I feel like crap and look a bit like it too.  Just like with that bad relationship (if you can even call it a relationship), I have to respect myself and tell the sugar and junk to lose my number and stop calling me.

Then you see each other at a party and it makes perfect sense to “hook-up.” It’s just this one last time.  Well, that one last time lasts for years and then where are you?  Right where I am actually.  So sugar and junk, I am breaking up with you for good.  Maybe we’ll see each other around at a party or out, but you aren’t coming with me and I won’t be paying you any attention.   You don’t deserve it.   What have you ever done for me other than make my ass bigger and my clothes tighter?

What do you need to say good-bye too?